I've been trying to learn how to dance. And it's not even anything fancy... just the regular dance floor moves. Can you believe that I have no rhythm? Fuck, I am so pathetic, the bouncers would drag me out! Have no fear. I've got friends that will show me how to bust a move AND I'm going to youtube dance videos. :) You won't be able to control me once I'm on game... hopefully.

After I master this, it's on to tango and salsa dancing. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReeepa!!